- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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