Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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Dear John,

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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but there is a road to the super market

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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Women Drivers.

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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What's white and horny? A unicorn

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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