Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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What's white and horny? A unicorn

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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come along children

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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Go away.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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Women's rights

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Why....... Because.

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why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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