beiber i straight

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

What is 6 plus 9? 15

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

hi my name is? joe

So a baby seal walks into a club

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

What does a man like. food.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

A black man says "ask" correctly.

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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