- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

. Deez nuts Ok

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

Well, this is fun.

Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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