Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

What does a man like. food.

if u r not my friend, like this joke

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

Slavery lol

This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

james schmitt whats your last name

Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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