What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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ruddell and dodds anal

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

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Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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Go away.

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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