Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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marble

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

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What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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