- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

where's waldo? in a picture book.

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

newt gingrich

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

anus soup

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??