- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A ginger rapping.

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

Want to hear an anti-joke?

black people. that is all...

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

What does a man like. food.

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??