- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

live babies

Baseball

I've got the moobs like jagger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

God.

Women's rights

An Irishman stays home

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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