Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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The geese of Growmore

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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