- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel your skin and eat them, they die.

Your Mother is so kind that when I see her I say hello and ask her how she has been

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm from the Department of Child Services, i'm here to take your children.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" Not the best move Anne Frank ever made.

why did the ginger have no friends? he was wearing skechers

What do you call a girl with 2 brains? Pregnant

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, which would e very unsafe to do.

So these two guys are in this barn f!@#$%^ this owl! no terms of service were available but i posted anyway cuz i just didnt want the best anti to be missed!

A man in a restaurant says "Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter apologizes and offers to comp the meal.

What's the difference between a bowl of cereal and a bowl of pudding? A bowl of cereal has milk in it.

What do people say? words.

ok i got one for ya 2 Penn State coaches walk in to a butt....

Dinosaur!

This, is indeed the funniest joke you will ever read, honest! "shows joke on written paper"

What's the difference between a kleenex and a man? One absorbs your tears while the other makes you cry.

Why did the black guy get fired from his job. I asked first.

Whats the difference between a fire hydrant and the color green? They're both green. Except the fire hydrant.

What's worse than sitting in a car that's steered by a woman? Sitting in an airplane steered by a suicidal pilot.

I friended Paul Walker on Xbox, but he's always in the Dashboard.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't keep a Ferrari in my garage. (????)?

whats the difference between a mexican and an elevator? An elevator can raise a child.

If I just post the same thing someone else posted and say it was mine, I'm gonna be really popular because everyone is too dumb to realize it's not my original work of genius.

An Israeli, a Palestinian and an American walk into a bar. The Israeli shoots the Palestinian and says it was self defence. The American agrees with him.

What's worse then the holocaust? Sphagetti trousers of mordor

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