A man dropped his pen so he picked it up. He is satisfied that he is a sufficient worker.

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Yeah, you cant make nukes without certain components which are illegal to come by, you know Iranian Uranium I believe, I still feel pretty ill, if you dont mind, lets change the subject. Say, does the word yellowcake mean anything to you?

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" Not the best move Anne Frank ever made.

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I'm Halarious.

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Why didnt the deer move out of the street when the guy yelled at it? Because deer are a very sensitive species you should try asking politely next time.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm from the Department of Child Services, i'm here to take your children.

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An Israeli, a Palestinian and an American walk into a bar. The Israeli shoots the Palestinian and says it was self defence. The American agrees with him.

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What's the difference between a bowl of cereal and a bowl of pudding? A bowl of cereal has milk in it.

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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I know you are but what am I? A queer.

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Whats red, green, and goes 60 mph? A frog in a blender.

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why did the ginger have no friends? he was wearing skechers

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't keep a Ferrari in my garage. (????)?

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Q., Why did you mum eat mum on ur mom go die mom niga nigga cut me hang me lolololo A.my cat died shut up newb lololololo

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was mmfmffemuuuuuffuummuuuuuluuu.

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Why did the black guy get fired from his job. I asked first.

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Three men walk into a bar because they were all blind.

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Your mother is so fat that her body takes up more space than the average woman.

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Your Mother is so kind that when I see her I say hello and ask her how she has been

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What do people say? words.

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why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? because i shot it.

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A knock knock B who's there A your newborn give me your money or I will hang all your kids

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