Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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Steering Wheel Face.

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69

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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Slavery

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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anus soup

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your life

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A bar walks into your mother.

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