a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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Chocolate tastes good.

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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What's white and horny? A unicorn

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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come along children

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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