women's rights

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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