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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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Benevolent villain.

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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Dear John,

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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