- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

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What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

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two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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An Irishman stays home

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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