What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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I love boobs

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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Women

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Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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