What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

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Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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God is religiously proven to be real

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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Well, this is fun.

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Knock Knock Come in.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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Anti Joke

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