Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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ur mother

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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