What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

Herman Cain

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

Penis

How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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