Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

What did the mole say? Nothing

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

a horse walks into a barn

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

jack shine has boobs

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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