Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

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-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

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Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

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You're so straight!

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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