- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

God is religiously proven to be real

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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