- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

Penis

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

Knock Knock. Go away!

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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minorities

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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