Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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Canada

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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S.O.P.A

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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Dear John,

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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