A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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SAY

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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