- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

a horse walks into a barn

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

gay marriage.

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

Men's rights

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

What is 6 plus 9? 15

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