why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

jack shine has boobs

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

cheese

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Please don't rape me.

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

okay.....

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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