Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

corey is a nipplepotomus

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

Knock Knock Good one...

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

Rebecca Black sings a song.

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

Penis

steves legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

. Deez nuts Ok

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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