what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

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The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

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Women's rights

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You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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One Big Ass Mistake America

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

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roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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Turtles

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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steves legs

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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