- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

Why were corners made? For crying.

SAY

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

A ginger rapping.

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

What does a man like. food.

Benevolent villain.

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