What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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lololololololololol

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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CHEEZECAKE

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How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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Liars go to hell! -God

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

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Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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