Liars go to hell! -God

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Women's rights.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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The geese of Growmore

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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