Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

Jewish People

It's your mother, open the door.

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

Josh kissing a girl

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

sixty....eight.

women's rights

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

Why were corners made? For crying.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

Lets make like trees and stand still

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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