- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two women were sitting in silence.

A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

what is white and sticky? glue.

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

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