- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

Kim Kardashian.

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Chuck Norris died.

penis

Knock Knock Good one...

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

George W. Bush

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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