- Anti Joke

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

ekoj

Windows Vista

Chuck Norris died.

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

Hi poop!

whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

Anti Joke

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