That's what he said.

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GONNA

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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AROUND

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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