What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

You're so straight!

how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

I'm gay. Great me too.

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

Shit.

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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