An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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okay.....

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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...and I'm a Mormon.

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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Y2K

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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