what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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barack osama

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

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Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

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Haha pizza

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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Robin, get in the car.

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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A fish walks into a bar

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Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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