What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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Turtles

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SAY

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Jasper sucks.

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Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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i like potatoes

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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Benevolent villain.

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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Anti Joke

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