Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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Robin, get in the car.

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on Sarah Jessica Parker.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

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Lacrosse

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*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

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minorities

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Anti Joke

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