What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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Mmmm, donuts

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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