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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

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Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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