- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ur mother

When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

Lets go Detroit Pistons!

Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

Chocolate tastes good.

How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

Fruitcake

Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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