Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

Women's Golf

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

Obamacare!

9/11

What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

Brett Farve

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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