q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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Why....... Because.

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Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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Brett Farve

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this website...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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