Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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ekoj

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Windows Vista

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Chuck Norris died.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Jerry Rice is walking down the streets of San Francisco when all of a sudden he hears sirens coming from the next street down. He hurries down the road to see what's happening and sees a huge fire engulfing a 10 story building. And on the top floor, a lady is leaning out the window shouting to the firemen below. FIREMAN: Come on, lady, jump. We have the tarp here, we'll be able to catch you. LADY: No....I can't. My baby, my baby is up here. FIREMAN: Throw the baby down, we'll catch him. LADY: No, you'll miss. I can't leave my baby. Jerry sees this and steps forward. "Hey, I think I can help. Let me have the bullhorn." JERRY: Hey lady, I'm Jerry Rice, the wide receiver for the San Francisco 49er's. I'm the best wide receiver in the game, throw your baby down and I'll catch him, this is what I do for a living. Being a 49er fan herself, the lady recognizes Jerry and throws her baby down to him. Just as she throws it though, a huge gust of wind comes and takes the baby and starts to blow him off course. Jerry sees this and takes off after the baby. He hurdles the line closing off the area, fights through the crowd, dodges a couple of fire fighters, jumps over the car, and dives forward, just making a fingertip catch of the baby. The crowd around him goes wild and starts cheering his amazing catch. So Jerry jumps to his feet, raises his finger into the air, does a two step and then spikes the baby. If you have any dead baby jokes that are not here, I want to hear from you. Email me your dead baby jokes at skitzopathik@hotmail.com and I'll add them to this page.

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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