Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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