why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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how does peploe get around they walk

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Knock Knock. Go away!

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

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My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

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Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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Women

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