What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

drugs.

What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

Niko isnt a mexican douche

What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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