- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

God is religiously proven to be real

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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