A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

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Lacrosse

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Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

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Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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minorities

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Oliver's friends

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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This post contains NOTHING.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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