- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

Women's rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

Your life That's the joke

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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