- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

Haha pizza

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

Women rights.

What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

why did the chicken cross the road.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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