A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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God is religiously proven to be real

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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lololololololololol

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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