- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

Your life That's the joke

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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