Robin, get in the car.

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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Aodhan Hearty

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i am predestal

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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DANA

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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penis

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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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