a show horse jumps over a bar

Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

Justin Littleton getting laid.

Women's Golf

womans rights

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

Kim Kardashian.

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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