What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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A man is walking down the street when, on the other side, he see's another man, with what appears to be an orange for a head. Unable to contain his curiosity, he approaches and enquires: "Excuse me, but I couldn't help noticing that you have you have an orange for a head..." "That's right" says the man with an orange for a head. "I met a magical genie one day who granted me three wishes..." "Amazing" says the first man, "Please continue". "Well, for my first wish, I wished I was incredibly rich, and that every day, I woke up in a four-poster bed full of used bank notes, and a statement with twenty zeros". "Did that happen?" askes the first man. "It did indeed", replies the man with an orange for a head. "I'm probably the richest man in the world". "Amazing!" replies the first man. "What did you wish for next?" "For my second wish, I wished to be incredibly attractive to women, and that every day, in my four poster bed full of money, when I awoke, there would be three of the most beautiful, naked women imaginable." "Wow! Did THAT happen?" "Of course! To be honest though, that gets a bit of a bind - walking around is a bit difficult these days, in fact, I'm on my way to pick up some cream." "No way, that's amazing!" says the first man. "What was your third wish?" "Well..." replies the man with an orange for a head, "For my third wish, I wished I had an orange for a head."

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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Pianca going ham

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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justin littleton. nuff said

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Women's Golf

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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Anti Joke

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