What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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lol

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Dear John,

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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barack osama

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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