What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

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I can't think of a joke!

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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Mexicans working in an office

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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if it's friday, it must be China

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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Slavery lol

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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