- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

I love boobs

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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