Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

Robin, get in the car.

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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