- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

God.

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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