Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

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The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

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I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

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A man buys free health care...

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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...Jack Vale

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What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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You're so straight!

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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Knock Knock Whos there? smell map smell map who?...really? I was in the middle of a phone call with my paraplegic wife's doctor, who was telling me that her condition has gotten worse and doesn't think she'll make it to the end of the month. You interrupted that in order to get me to say something that sounded like "smell my poo". Forget being allowed into my house, you should be worried about being allowed into heaven. Hopefully as you walk home today, someone will murder you.

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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