husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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Well, this is fun.

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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SAY

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Jasper sucks.

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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