What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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What break when you talk?

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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Y2K

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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