What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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The WNBA.

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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