Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

Obamacare!

where's waldo? in a picture book.

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

knock knock you may come in

What's 9 +10 19

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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