How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

knock knock you may come in

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

What's 9 +10 19

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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