- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

Nicholas Cage

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

Dear John,

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

Anti Joke

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