Guess what? Chicken butt

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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Oliver's friends

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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This post contains NOTHING.

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

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Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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