Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

What break when you talk?

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

Knock Knock! Come in.

If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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Where else? The junk yard

Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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