why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

A dwarf walks under a bar.

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

a banana

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

A scottish man having fun

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

. Deez nuts Ok

The jets are a good team..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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