Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

The geese of Growmore

What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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That's what he said.

Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

A Black man walks out of a KFC.

Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

Two women were sitting in silence.

What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

What has human male genitalia? A human male

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

The size of Idris Elba's penis

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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