A mexican goes to an ATM.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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Hitler

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

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What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

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I have read and agree to terms of service.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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