Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

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9/11

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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