Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

penis

What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

What is 6 plus 9? 15

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

Men's rights

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

What break when you talk?

Penis

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

steves legs

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

. Deez nuts Ok

What does a man like. food.

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

Anti Joke

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