- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

SAY

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

Jasper sucks.

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

Look Down Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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