Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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there are two hicks named Billy Bob and Joe. Billy Bob decides to go to college so he goes to sign up for classes. The Dean of the school decides to help him out and tells him he will be taking math, writing, and logic. Billy Bob is okay with the math and writing but then asks "what the hell is logic?" The Dean thinks for a moment and then says "Okay for example, do you have a weedwacker?" Billy Bob says "yeah i got a weed wacker" so then Dean says "So that probably means you have a yard." Billy Bob goes "yeah i got a yard" So the Dean says "so if youve got a yard you've probably got a house." Billy Bob goes "hell ya i got a house!" The Dean says "and if youve got a house that probably means you've got a wife." Billy Bob goes "ya! i got a wife" so the Dean says "If you have a wife then that means you are heterosexual" and Billy Bob goes "of course im heterosexual!" So the Dean goes "See Billy Bob, thats logic." Amazed by this, Billy Bob goes back to Joe and starts to tell him about his classes. He explains he will be taking math, writing and logic. Joe is confused so he asked Billy Bob "what the hell is logic!?" Billy Bob thinks for a moment and goes "okay how can i explain this....okay joe, do you have a weed wacker?" and Joe responds "no Billy Bob i dont got a week wacker..." Billy Bob: "I KNEW YOU WAS A HOMOSEXUAL!"

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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i am predestal

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

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