Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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I dislike old people.

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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Anti Joke

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