what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

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What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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