What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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Dear John,

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A Jew returns change.

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hi

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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marble

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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