Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

This joke isnt funny.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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