- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

i am predestal

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

A homeless person dies.

why did the chicken cross the road.

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

how does peploe get around they walk

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

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