Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

A homeless person dies.

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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