How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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. Deez nuts Ok

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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This joke isnt funny.

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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Nicholas Cage

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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