- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

What does a man like. food.

Benevolent villain.

Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

What do you find....... there's a..........

You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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