What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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Hi poop!

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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What's funny and arousing? This joke.

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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