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How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

Punchline.

two fish are in a tank.

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

A ginger rapping.

A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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