what is brown and sticky? a stick

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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My sister has to take a dump

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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barack osama

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Although they both possess the extraordinary ability to speak, strangely each remains silent, apparently lost in their own thoughts. Thus nobody has any reason to think they are any different than any other muffins. Later after they've been baked and allowed to cool, they are sold to a woman who eats them along with a small salad. She enjoys their chewy, hearty texture, and lightly sweet taste. She is completely unaware of what amazing discovery has just been lost to science.

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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