Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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i like potatoes

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Benevolent villain.

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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