Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

I had a dream I watched Inception.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

What is 6 plus 9? 15

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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