why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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