I am black.

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barack osama

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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Knock Knock Whos there? smell map smell map who?...really? I was in the middle of a phone call with my paraplegic wife's doctor, who was telling me that her condition has gotten worse and doesn't think she'll make it to the end of the month. You interrupted that in order to get me to say something that sounded like "smell my poo". Forget being allowed into my house, you should be worried about being allowed into heaven. Hopefully as you walk home today, someone will murder you.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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The WNBA

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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nice shorts.

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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Anti Joke

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