- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

What comes after "Q" R

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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