No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

Women's rights

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

W.N.B.A.

Brett Farve

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Yo mama so fat she died

What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

yo mama so fat she's fat

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

amy copied adams haircut :0

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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