There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

Why were corners made? For crying.

Knock Knock Come in.

black people. that is all...

Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

Mexicans working in an office

A Jew returns change.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

Guess what? Chicken butt

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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