why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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Penis

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What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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Knock knock! Yes?

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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chuck norris

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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