What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

A ginger rapping.

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

. Deez nuts Ok

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

What does a man like. food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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