What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

PENIS

Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

chuck norris

A mexican goes to an ATM.

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

Hitler

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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