Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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A homeless person dies.

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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