Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

this website...

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

Why....... Because.

josh simpson has cancer

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

The size of Idris Elba's penis

What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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