you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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American Idol

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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...and I'm a Mormon.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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want to go home? yea

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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A Jew returns change.

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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