If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

I love boobs

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

Josh kissing a girl

Women's Golf

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

your all shit at jokes

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

SAY

the WNBA

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

Brittney Spears

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

jokes r dumb

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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