This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

your all shit at jokes

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

womans rights

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

Aodhan Hearty

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

Indeed.

My dad beats my mom At checkers

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

I don't get it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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