Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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