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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i am predestal

Justin Littleton getting laid.

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

What comes after "Q" R

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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