What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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Is Carly smart? No.

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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Dear John,

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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Hello world

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2 muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "it's really hot in here!" the other replies, "WHOA. A talking muffin!"

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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