- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Knock Knock Come in.

A ginger rapping.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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